10|56|55|pm |@marz| 10|56|14|pm |+Bret-Hart| dude.... I jack off all the time now 10|57|00|pm |@marz| 10|56|22|pm |+Bret-Hart| i broke up with my g/f, so no more pussy for me 10|58|33|pm |@marz| 10|57|41|pm |+Bret-Hart| I used to cross my legs and do push-ups when i was little cuz I liked working out. And I got my dick in their once when I was watching a late night strip club commercial 10|58|33|pm |@marz| 10|57|48|pm |+Bret-Hart| and I kept doing it and I got some sensation 10|58|33|pm |@marz| 10|57|54|pm |+Bret-Hart| and i didn't know it, but it was an orgasm 10|58|33|pm |@marz| 10|57|58|pm |+Bret-Hart| i was like 7 10|58|33|pm |@marz| 10|58|03|pm |+Bret-Hart| and I kept doing it not knowing what it was 10|58|49|pm |@marz| 10|58|17|pm |+Bret-Hart| until I knew what it was, but that's the easy way to jack off seriously 10|58|49|pm |@marz| 10|58|22|pm |+Bret-Hart| cuz if you put your dick between your legs 10|58|49|pm |@marz| 10|58|28|pm |+Bret-Hart| and pretend it's pussy 10|58|49|pm |@marz| 10|58|31|pm |+Bret-Hart| and start doing push-ups 10|59|05|pm |@cyxelsid| marz 10|59|08|pm |@marz| 10|58|35|pm |+Bret-Hart| it's like you're really having sex 10|59|08|pm |@marz| 10|58|44|pm |+Bret-Hart| and it takes like 30 seconds to jack off 10|59|08|pm |@marz| 10|58|51|pm |+Bret-Hart| I nut quicker jacking off than having sex 10|59|10|pm |@marz| How sad is that. 10|59|10|pm |@cyxelsid| i'm only going to say this once 10|59|11|pm |@cyxelsid| STOP! 10|59|14|pm |@marz| lmao. 10|59|55|pm |@marz| 10|58|58|pm |+CaliforniaGuy| but thats when you have a 2" incher 10|59|55|pm |@marz| 10|59|04|pm |+Bret-Hart| yeah right dude 10|59|55|pm |@marz| 10|59|08|pm |+Bret-Hart| I have a 6" 10|59|56|pm |@marz| . 11|00|08|pm |@cyxelsid| excuse m 11|00|09|pm |@cyxelsid| me 11|00|14|pm |@cyxelsid| i'm going to pour bleach on my eyes 11|00|19|pm |@marz| roflmao. 11|00|25|pm |@marz| I know far too much about Dustin now. 11|00|40|pm |@marz| 11|00|12|pm |+Bret-Hart| My dick is very wide. 11|01|05|pm |@cyxelsid| ahhhhhhh 11|01|09|pm |@cyxelsid| sweet, sweet blindness 11|01|16|pm |@marz| 11|00|39|pm |+Bret-Hart| like this is the diameter11|01|16|pm |@marz| 11|00|46|pm |+Bret-Hart| (-----------------) 11|01|16|pm |@marz| 11|00|56|pm |+Bret-Hart| if you draw a circle out of that 11|01|16|pm |@marz| 11|00|58|pm |+Bret-Hart| wait... 11|01|17|pm |@marz| 11|01|06|pm |+Bret-Hart| (-----------------) 11|01|17|pm |@marz| 11|01|08|pm |+Bret-Hart| yeah. 11|02|08|pm |@cyxelsid| gee i wonder if marz is still pasting nauseating things 11|02|22|pm |@marz| lol. 11|02|47|pm |@marz| 11|01|58|pm |+Bret-Hart| i know how big my dick is 11|02|47|pm |@marz| 11|02|00|pm |+Bret-Hart| it's in my hand a lot. 11|02|47|pm |@marz| 11|02|04|pm |+Bret-Hart| and then between my legs 11|02|47|pm |@marz| 11|02|05|pm |+Bret-Hart| :D 11|03|29|pm |@marz| 11|03|00|pm |+Bret-Hart| it's a great deal of constriction on my dick 11|03|29|pm |@marz| 11|03|03|pm |+Bret-Hart| and i piss slow because of it 11|03|29|pm |@marz| 11|03|12|pm |+Bret-Hart| so i'm tryin to cut out on the fake-humpin 11|03|31|pm |@marz| ROFL 11|03|50|pm |@cyxelsid| oh great 11|03|55|pm |@cyxelsid| now my keyboard's fucked up 11|04|00|pm |@cyxelsid| because there's vomit all over it 11|04|29|pm * @marz pisses himself laughing 11|04|39|pm |@marz| I think this is the hardest I've ever laughed over an internet log 11|05|03|pm * cyxelsid is now known as Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy 11|05|19|pm |@marz| lmfao. JOINS IWWF. 11|05|39|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| Hi everybody! 11|05|39|pm |+Bret-Hart| lmao! 11|05|51|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| I'M THE BIGGEST FUCKING FREAK THAT EVER LIVED 11|05|52|pm * marz dies laughing 11|05|53|pm |@FS[a]| roflmfao 11|06|05|pm * +Bret-Hart rofl 11|06|25|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| hmmmmmmm 11|06|27|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| now i can't piss 11|06|30|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| oh well 11|06|32|pm |+Bret-Hart| roflmfao 11|06|34|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| let's go do some pushups 11|06|59|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| my dick: (-) 11|07|12|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| that is to scale 11|07|20|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| 1:1 11|07|21|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| that is 11|07|43|pm |+Bret-Hart| ok stfu now. 11|07|44|pm |+Bret-Hart| bitch 11|07|54|pm |+Bret-Hart| only true stuff is funny 11|07|58|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| you know 11|08|06|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| the true stuff is what is more pathetic 11|08|09|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| if you just had a small dick 11|08|10|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| ok 11|08|12|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| too bad 11|08|19|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| but the other stuff makes you a fucking FREAK 11|08|27|pm |+Bret-Hart| But I nut in like 2 seconds, and I started it by accident when I was a kid 11|08|38|pm |+Bret-Hart| I spend less time jacking off than everybody else does. 11|08|57|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| it's not a race 11|09|03|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| and if it was 11|09|04|pm |+Bret-Hart| i've never nutted by jacking off the conventional way 11|09|09|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| just strap a fucking rocket to your cock 11|09|13|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| IT WOULD BE LESS DISGUSTING 11|09|17|pm |+Bret-Hart| I don't like spending time jacking off 11|09|21|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| oh then you must be a hit with the ladies 11|09|22|pm |+Bret-Hart| it's not enjoyable 11|09|28|pm |+Bret-Hart| it's a nuisance 11|09|30|pm |Dick_Between_The_Legs_Boy| pardon me, do you mind if i do some pushups between your legs? 11|10|36|pm |+Bret-Hart| jacking off is shit once you've had pussy 11|10|45|pm |+Bret-Hart| it doesn't feel good... it's my own hand